Reality kicks in

Saturday, August 16, 2008

hey guys,(if there is anyone else who comes to my blog, since its like so dead). Its been quite awhile since i blogged and i wanted to dedicate this post to the thing thats been displayed to the side of my blog posts since the very creation of this blog: my Tagboard.
If someone were to come now and look at the older messages on it, it will basically tell you a brief history of my life since the birth of this blog(well, not exactly since the very birth, but close enough, since it only displays a hundred messages at a time). It has been a key tool in conveying the thoughts of people across to me, and has suffered a substantial amount of abuse from different individuals. ( MOST NOTABLY FOO SHENG WEI).
The time where this blog saw the most action and stuff was last year, when there was a great deal of juicy gossip coming out from different people about YOU-KNOW-WHO and me. It was used as a center of information where people could get the latest updates on the current info as well as a source of entertainment for others(ie: jimmy putting my blog link as Tim chew's tagboard.)From time to time it was also used as a dueling ground for battles of words. But any way here are some of the classic posts...
the "rascist" post

sheng: call people bangla ! you think you very big ah!!

4 Jun 07, 12:13

sheng: oii freak you la

4 Jun 07, 08:40

tim: my youth pastor la boy!!!

3 Jun 07, 22:37

dominic: keep your hands off my girl..haha..nice song..wah lao eh..take pic of bangla wear shrek ear..OMG....haha...

and.................................the post which saw F-bombs and AH heavy weaponry being used on both sides.( This one took up lots of space, cos sheng has a habit of putting one sentence into one post)
allp part ofthe plan: F***ING HELL tim you are dead

10 May 07, 21:45

tim: eh dude, i've already apologised ok? what more do you want?

10 May 07, 21:42

sheng: do you really think that after insulting me i wouild stop]

10 May 07, 21:20

tim: so stop....

10 May 07, 21:20

tim: but i've put up enough with your so-called jokes, i don't take it as a joke ok?

10 May 07, 21:18

tim: ok i'm sorry that i've insulted you...ok?

10 May 07, 18:20

sheng: you want to try and test me some more

10 May 07, 18:20

sheng: W$#$^ $^#$$^#$^#^#^%#$#%#%^#%^#%^#%^#%^%^

10 May 07, 18:20

sheng: you bloody Fing asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

10 May 07, 18:19

sheng: i will really lose control of myself ok

10 May 07, 18:19

sheng: just yu try and push me more

10 May 07, 18:19

sheng: you noe that i got a very short temper

10 May 07, 18:18

sheng: i m telling you all my colourful is comin out alr

10 May 07, 18:18

sheng: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

10 May 07, 18:18

sheng: and you answer me like that

10 May 07, 18:18

sheng: i only call you brainless out as a joke

10 May 07, 18:18

sheng: think again you faggot

10 May 07, 18:17

sheng: if you think that i am the worst kind of person that walked this earth

10 May 07, 18:17

sheng: just because i make fun of you does that mean that you have the F**ing right to insult me personally

10 May 07, 18:16

sheng: ok

10 May 07, 18:16

sheng: i m taking taht as a personal insult

10 May 07, 18:16

sheng: wat the hell la

sheng: you asshole you trying to imsult my character

9 May 07, 23:56

tim: go reflect on your life and attitude and see whats lacking, before you come and talk....

9 May 07, 23:55

tim: you're seriously the worst kind of asshole ever to walk this earth

and of course the "peacekeeper"

ainsley bohoo: but seriously dominic damn funny..bangla..haha dude u seriously make me laugh man!!!bangla.but his our pastor..dun worry about it man..sjsmers are nice ppl...

But who can forget randomity,

2 Feb 08, 15:30

elaine P: yo kid. you stole my red dot thing. badbad. HAHAHA.

21 Jul 07, 15:57

chris: timtam?? LOL!! totally man.

20 Jul 07, 23:06

tams: TIM! IM ACTUALLY VISITING YOUR BLOG OUT OF MY OWN WILL! O.O booyah. (:

15 Jun 07, 21:47

chris: that's the principle of lololx, or hahax, or hehex.

7 Jun 07, 20:31

debbie: i just think 'xian' looks weird.

7 Jun 07, 20:30

debbie: its not xian. its sian.
18 May 07, 13:13

ainsley bohooo: boon-wat sinsley boho..limpei si bei ho!!

18 May 07, 13:13

ainsley bohooo: anon my mother.

and the aboslutely corny,
21 Aug 07, 23:15
paN!cker: vaary naaas goin tim chinese chest ehh some more and your heart might just "go out" to me. muahaha

1 Aug 07, 00:35

abi: and you're a teochew! tim chew! WAHAHAHAH

1 Aug 07, 00:26

the REAL Boon: abi drinks evian and will only go around asking, "huh? really ar?"

18 May 07, 13:26

chris: i think u left out the ending where you slammed into the lamp post shortly after.

And last but not least, ANON(whose ass i still havent kicked for putting so much shite on this thing)
29 Aug 07, 11:39
Anon: Anon is such an idiot and a wimp tht doesnt dares to reveal himself
4 Aug 07, 00:00
Anon - NOT BOON: The point of me being anon is to remain anon. Simple as that, you'll never be able to find out who i am. Muhahaha.

31 May 07, 00:05

AnonReturns: Tada, I'm back. Blogger seems to like you alot, this is the 2nd time I got to your blog when i clicked next

And also for all the greetings, well-wishes and other nice stuff that has been on it, which when i look when i'm feeling down, just brightens up my day.
So thank you tagboard, for everything you've done. :D

Sunday, July 20, 2008

at the airport now, blogging before i board the plane....
Plane ticket: $1800
Laptop and other electronic accesories:$4000
memories i have of the place:priceless
friends:priceless

will miss you guys.........
will be back soon.........

*plays the jet-plane song*
here i am, on a jet plane, dont know when il be back again.

Monday, April 28, 2008

No time to blog, so il just make this really quick.....
went to Melbourne for a 5 day holiday,had loads of fun, took a few pics, so il just let them explain themselves.will upload others once i receive them.

God's amazing creation.

Tim Teo's extremely posh apartment.The airbed where i slept is on the left

Hot chocolate i had on Thursday afternoon with my friend

Ice cream i had with elaine

Tired.tired.tired.tired.tired

Rubhi and me on a tram.

Friday, March 14, 2008

hello guys, its been awhile since i blogged, since I've been too busy with school and stuff.
The temperature has been soaring rapidly, turning the entire place into an literal oven.
Its been so hot, me and some of my fren's noses have started to bleed for no other reason at all.
Sigh, i wanna go to the north pole now.

Anyways i went Ice blocking today with the youth from my church, basically, you take a block of ice, about 70cm by 50 cm. you sit on it, and you slide down the hill. First time tryouts for me doing spectacular stunts OFF the block of ice. Examples include the Head-over-heels back flip and the Slide. Then proceeded to try to surf on the block of ice, with not very pretty results.
here are some vids.

thats basically how big the block if ice is......
Ok, thats all i have for now, gotta sleep, tomorrow is a new day to battle the evil minion sent to destroy us all....
otherwise known to the rest of the world as HOMEWORK....
CIAO

Sunday, March 02, 2008

ITS TOO LATE TO APOLOGISEEEEEEE!!!!! ITS TOO LAAATTTTTTEEEEEEEEE.......!!!!!!!!!!
The ultra-pissed-off police chief must have sang/yelled this phrase to the guard who was guarding the terrorist that escaped from the whitely detention center last Wednesday.
Its like, how come our Singaporean criminals, cant seem to outwit the police and get caught like 2 to 3 days after they are on the loose, while the JI dude can like last for four days in the wilderness of the jungle and not get caught. Its abit embarrassing for our police force who take so much pride in making singapore such a safe place to live in.
HAHAHA

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Hello you lucky buggers at home you must be Bathing in GOLD coins now eh? You guys are just so fortunate to get to celebrate it back home, here, its like NOT important, yes some of the Chinese community here do go and give red packets but the large majority don't really bother.....
.

And while you people went around doing house visits, i had to go to school and face sadistic teachers who said."Ah, Chinese new year eh?, go home and do a 700 hundred word essay, thats my red packet to you guys" * flashes BIG smile*

seriously, i felt like putting a gun into his mouth and blasting his teeth off

Basically, IB here= sadistic teachers+ homework that could kill you with its weight alone+ school hours that last for a million years.

but i guess the bright side to it is learning new things and meeting new people.....
such as my new cell over here.

played poker on Friday night, and RISK, in which my spectacular moves of camping in Europe
nearly resulted in the cell disintegrating because of their frustrations.....
THAT GAME IS EVIL.

Going surfing again this week, hope il be able to stand up on the board,+ hoping and praying very hard that i wont get eaten, as what happened to my friend's friend.

thats it for now....seeya :)

Thursday, January 31, 2008

G'day people.....
its my first day of school and...........................

I HATE THE FU*&ING SOCKS..........................

THEY ARE KNEE LENGTH-LONG, JUST LIKE THE KAWAII-NE JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

I ABSOLUTELY FU*&ING HATE THEM............

now on a more*ahem* positive note.......
the chinese is quite easy
history is nothing that i havent seen or heard before type

and thats about it for the first day.....

some pics that i took........

So yep thats the socks
the ULTRA GAY socks.......

thats it from me now
will talk to you guys again soooooooooooon
missing you.....